Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024
Get the Basic White Guymug. by Charolastracharolo February 23, 2025
Get the girl's guymug. 
A stupid guy or girl usually named Jackson or nicknamed raker. These people are goofy enough to jump off a bridge onto cement.
by Youngblood69@69.com May 28, 2022
Get the Goofy ass bummy homeless guymug. A bunch of d*ck heads who are idiots. They won't shut up for anything and only look at girls asses and tits to determine how cute they are.
by Neatha July 21, 2019
Get the township guysmug. by youhoobigsummerblowout223 December 5, 2019
Get the Guysmug. A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad
by Broman memedude March 21, 2023
Get the Heavy weapons guymug.