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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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Double Pussy

A standard 3.5mm, 2 way, headphone, jack that allowes you to hook up 2 wired headphones i to 1 Aux, just incase you want your budy to experience the fun too
Harry: "Shit bro, we both have headphones but theres only 1 aux."

Frank: "Dont worry bro I got my Double Pussy with me."
by Boom Didily May 9, 2022
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cheeky double

When you lick out a girls butt and she shits in your mouth so when you licking her out you squirt it in her vagina
H31d1 just did a cheeky double on m4x
by Abcdefg anal June 7, 2016
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Double D

My man Spike is my favorite double D. He always has what I be looking for when I need to catch a buzz!
by mwah2012 September 3, 2015
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Double Debble

To find your dad up a tree, wank off a cat, and get squashed by your fat mum by accident
Did you hear Kieran get double debbled?
by Dirty Jack boy November 17, 2021
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Double standard

The world doesnt try to shame females who think their social skills are perfect, the world tries to shame males who are perceived as having no social skills (though a lot of this comes from the same people who claim they're being shamed themselves, not society). The reality is there are no human victims, if theres one species that deserve to suffer, its humans.
Double standards are when one group's behavior is defended, but the same behavior in another group is condemned. So, pretending to suddenly jump to a male's defense when you finally discover oh shit, not all double standards work in a male's favor, or are perpetuated by males, or people other than yourself, and now you want to try and be the solution doesnt work. You are as much the problem as anybody else, you are as much the hypocrite as anybody else, even if you dont get that you are.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
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blast double

A term used in wrestling, when a double leg is hit extremely hard.
you fucking commie bastard, i'm gonna blast double the shit out of you.
by hk2k17 January 27, 2017
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