Poop dick

A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))

"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"

by PandaLover_ May 17, 2018

poop

poop

poop

by ShitWaddup January 11, 2021

doggie poop

Your dogs taking a shit and you step in it

*dog poops*Eww oh no I stepped in 🦮💩 (after you fuck your dog)dang that was some doggie poop

by #by griffeticrazis December 9, 2021

poop

what comes out of your moms ass

she shit poop

by Virginated Spookz June 12, 2021

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

shnoop and poop

thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit

yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop

by elongated guapanese January 2, 2024

Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021