Bag your face

If you are talking slack or annoying someone, they would probably tell you to go and bag your face. The meaning of it is to shut up or be quiet.

Liam: Are you that bitch everyone keeps talking about?
Sam: Bag your face.

by hitotallynotsam May 12, 2018

lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.

Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"

by Juice booty February 22, 2015

Pony Punching Bag

In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.

“Yeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulance…”

by PPBEnjoyer December 15, 2021

Kentucky tea-bag

The act of pouring burbon in a woman's mouth, then dunking your balls into said mouth

I'm going to take her home and give her a good ol' Kentucky tea-bag

by Bigred22 January 10, 2017

d-bag

D-bag is slang for either the words "dick bag" or "douche bag".

A common example of this word would be "You know Messina? He's a real d-bag".

by Courtney Lynn December 26, 2008

Douche bag

Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.

Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work?
you: _____(insert explanation of said part)
Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron.
you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)

by Ron February 6, 2004

scew bag

a term usually used in replacement on any other word when you dont kno what else to say.

kid 1: "You're such a jerk!"
kid 2: "yea... well you're a... a... a scew bag!"

by katie08 December 19, 2006