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Ass First

A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.
Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.
by Konspiracy210 March 4, 2009
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Ass whooping

To thoroughly dominate and lay waste to an opponent.
Stoughton High beat Foxboro High in a track meet 114-22. That was an ass whooping
by Petitfours April 30, 2019
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spleen ass

1) of very poor quality 2) an expression of condolence.
see pimp ass
"That's a spleen ass coat you've bought there. It looks like it's made from a three-legged camel."

"Some bastard made your prize three-legged camel into a coat?? Spleen ass!!"
by mc November 30, 2003
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tuck ass

A perfect ass which tucks at the bottom which distinctly separates the the bottocks from the upper back thigh. It cannot be found on a male individual. Tuck ass can be so powerful it can cause uncontrollable twitches much like epileptic seizures, and also makes one yell "TUCK ASS!" in a very stereotypical southern accent with a slight stutter.
hell yeah! that TUCK ASS made me have an epileptic seizure and yell in a stereotypical southern accent with a stutter!
by Tuck_ass_hunter August 4, 2011
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CD-ass

A passenger or flight attendant ass so big that it hits both the C and D seats (on each side of the aisle) when walking down the aisle of an airplane.
Look at that lady, she has a CD-ass!
by airbusguy February 4, 2010
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Ass-Person

Using 'Ass' as a self-reference.
Most people speak in First-Person

"Joe, where are you going"

Joe: "I'm going to the store"

Assholes speak in the Third-Person:

"Biff, where are you going?"

Biff: "Biff's going to the store".

Hillbillies and White-Trash speak in the Ass-Person:

"Cletus, where are you going?"

Cletus: "Im taking my ass down to the store"
by KangKang October 26, 2009
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hump ass

Child-bearing hips on a man. This guy has a badonkadonk, usually accentuated by unflattering grandpa slacks; similar to the Hunchback of Notre Dame...but his hump is his ass. This is a very unfortunate condition.
George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development has a hump ass. When a guy wears old man pants, you can easily see his hump ass.
by YuniBroughman November 13, 2010
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