part 3 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is.Yeah. It gets annoying and boring to hear so much hate about your own state which is MOSTLY EVEN NOT TRUE. We should get what we deserve. Also we have a higher amount of well-known/famous people than all of you. We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, Charles Addams, Madeleine Brewer, Emma Jean Bell, Kevin Spacey, Victor Cruz, Patrick Warburton, Michael Douglass, Loretta Swit, Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Willis, Kiersten Dunst, Count Basie, Flamingo (the child roblox youtuber), Cristin Milioti, Frankie Vallie, Conni Francis, Dionne Warwick, Ali Larter, Carli Lloyd, Halsey, Chris Carrino, Max Ehrich, ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (one of the smartest and well/widely-known physicians or even people in the world), THE FUCKING JONAS BROTHERS, and a lot more which I can't say in this part because of the character limit go to my profile for part 4 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same 10 mins.
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
Get the New Jersey - Part 3mug. a 3 page letter text message that normaly causes a fight or the excessive force of bitting one's ear, multiple jabs to the face, and a possible headlock that may cause unconciousness. Also what gay boy Chris Brown did to his boyfriend Rihanna.
Oh shit my girlfriend gave me the 3 page letter treatment, i cant listen to my ipod now because of that txt. Rihanna tried to give Chris Brown the 3 page letter treatment but it back fired on her.
by The  Hater Above All March 11, 2009
Get the 3 page lettermug. The day you get a sweater from your soulmate. And note to self, if you do get a sweater yet ready to meet “Heather”.
Alex-*in her mind “its thDecember 3, I should give her my sweater”.
Alex - it’s cold, here have my sweater
Maria- Thanks!
Alex- it looks better on you than it does me
Maria- *in her mind “only if you knew..”*
Alex - it’s cold, here have my sweater
Maria- Thanks!
Alex- it looks better on you than it does me
Maria- *in her mind “only if you knew..”*
by Luvfantisy December 3, 2020
Get the December 3mug. by nighaahhaa July 25, 2021
Get the Thanks <3mug. by Brony508_Eli December 20, 2016
Get the 8===3mug. A pseudo-punishment used by the hicks who run Williamstown High School in Southern New Jersey, USA. The "punishment" is given for many different reasons, but they all lead to one stupid result. The punished is to remain at home until 2:30 where they then must report to school from 3 to 7 o'clock and do assigned schoolwork from their classes. The only loop hole is that kids will still go to school that day or not come to school at all so their 3 to 7 turns into an expulsion and they get a free vacation. Sure you'll miss out on your dances and 3 school trips but the only thing that matters is Disney anyway, the prom is a hilarious excuse anyway because 9/10 you'll get mugged because it's Atlantic City.
TEACHER: You were caught smoking outside on the school grounds Jerry, that's a 3-7 for you.
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
by Pseudonym? What The Hell April 13, 2019
Get the 3-7mug. 