Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024

poop

the most delicious snack to ever exist.

i just ate poop

by poop6969696969 February 21, 2020

Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out

Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine

by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020

Olly Poop

When a man poops, the poop falls out and hits the penis before hitting the water in the toilet.

Did you hear that jimmy had an Olly Poop earlier today in the porta pot.

by SnowWhite4190 April 17, 2024

poop

poop is shit

Hailey: Wow is that poop? what is poop?

Drug Dealer: It’s Shat!!

by Hailzie June 14, 2020

poop trail mix

trail mix with poop in it you fucking retard.

"I have a bag of poop trail mix try some"
"I am currently eating some poop trail mix"

by poop fart January 21, 2020

Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.

My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.

by I8mypaint January 6, 2018