rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.

"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.

by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022

Camp Rock

The best movie that can ever be seen , starring Demi Lovato , that it's not like High School Musical bcz :

1) The whole movie is in a camp , not in a school

2) The protagonists didn't meet at an event, like Gabriela and Troy , Shane ( played by Joe Jonas) heard Mitchie ( played by Demi Lovato) un the cafeteria singing

3 ) The story is totally DIFFERENT

Person 1 : did you see Camp Rock?

Person 2 : yes , it's the best movie ever, and starring Demi Lovato is so much better

Person 1 : I think it's better than High School Musical

by MayaSpaceLovatic12 March 29, 2025

choccy milk rock

the choccy milk rock is and dance where you stand in a glass, with your mates and wave your hands upside down, then you lie on a table and have lemonade poured down your throat.
choccy milk rock is the distant cousin of STRAWBEE MILK

im gonna invite every one over for the best choccy milk rock of the century

by Jerryjjejejrjr====jhhjfjdfhjfb August 20, 2017

Rock Star

Some one who goes to Ozzfest and other concerts and hangs out in the parking lot with his lesbian wife. She runs around the parking lot looking for other lesbian women for her and the rock star to have an orgy with in their tent while the concert is playing. When allis said and done he is the lone ranger in a pussy and boob fest.

Look at all those Lesbians lining up. That guys a rock star.

by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023

Piss rock

Piss rock is a subgenre of alternative rock, noted for its Midwestern low-life charm. Originating in Milwaukee, this music is often described as how dive bar bathrooms smell.

You haven't heard of Fake My Death? They're Milwaukee piss rock, they sound like my father putting a cigarette out on my arm.

by Opie4 March 23, 2025

Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"

by John durant December 25, 2023

I found a purple rock!

A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.

Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.

Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.

Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”

Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”

by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025