National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th

"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"

by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022

National spaghetti rain day

On 25th march its common for spaghetti to rain. Just put your phone away and go outside and enjoy that spaghetti rain. Btw its very rare.

Brooo lets go outside its national spaghetti rain day

by Just some real life person April 23, 2021

National cuck day

For people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people

Hey Eman, Happy national cuck day

by Yb12364 August 14, 2025

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020

National Girlfriend's Choice Day

Everyday!

Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday

by Lauren's Bear October 29, 2020

National make out day

You have to make out with your boyfriend/girlfriend or your crush on 11th of December

Hey baby it national make out day you know what that means...

by National day1000 December 10, 2019

national boy bestfriend day!

national boy bestfriend day is on july 30th!

boy bestfriend: why are you hanging out with me so much?
you: because it’s national boy bestfriend day!!

by dooodoopeepeepoopoo July 21, 2022