meat basher

someone who masturbates

"i saw him stroking his dong in summer camp he's a meat basher

by idontlikehomos February 18, 2026

Meat Gloves

Slang for when there is a bunch of fat in your hands

You're so fat you have literal meat gloves

by bellestephens49 February 21, 2026

Meat Cuffs

When you stick both your hands up an obese person's ass before they sit in a chair. Their massive amounts of fat locking your hands in place

Tom: "Yo John, my girl wanted to try meat cuffs"
John: "How'd it go?"
Tom: " My ass hurts."

by MassiveBallCock March 3, 2026