by Officer Height September 8, 2020
Get the every guy has a unicornmug. I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
Get the Grandma’s a chill guymug. by hesmineonly March 27, 2023
Get the ill block every guy for umug. That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.
“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”
by J4VA January 3, 2023
Get the That One Guymug. by Flowerguy123 April 5, 2023
Get the flower guymug. by fox fox April 25, 2024
Get the two french guys banging at a sleep overmug. An ultimate check out. Leaves the scene without a trace, never checks in. Always seems to disappear from the group to go do other meaningless shit.
Anouk: Where the fuck did he go, I swear he was just here.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.
by olivershaw45 May 1, 2019
Get the guy suarezmug.