by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019
Get the Fat guy gets served by straight marinemug. (Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018
Get the Salad Guymug. 
A stupid guy or girl usually named Jackson or nicknamed raker. These people are goofy enough to jump off a bridge onto cement.
by Youngblood69@69.com May 28, 2022
Get the Goofy ass bummy homeless guymug. A bunch of d*ck heads who are idiots. They won't shut up for anything and only look at girls asses and tits to determine how cute they are.
by Neatha July 21, 2019
Get the township guysmug. by youhoobigsummerblowout223 December 5, 2019
Get the Guysmug.