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Dick Smoker

Literally everyone you meet is a cock sucker...but the term "dick smoker" is reserved for a select few. They are the worst people in the world and even find pleasure smoking cock (similar to smoking cigars).

They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!
Literally Nobody: "...Enjoying silence..."

Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*

Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!

Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.
by thekingtiger February 21, 2021
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homewrecker dick

A dick that's so irresistible you'll leave your man for it.
"Mark has a homewrecker dick. He's caused 3 divorces."
by Flubberlover April 17, 2021
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Joshuas Dick

Joshuas Dick Size Is Very Big. He Could Rip Your Bootie hole apart. His Size Can Go Up To 8 Or 9 Inches. Goodluck Trying To Keep Your Girl Away From Joshua's Big Horse Cock.
Joshuas Dick Is So Big I Turned Gay!
by LartyMichael May 20, 2021
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Dick Chaney

Sexual manuver, in which one person ejectulates into the face of their partner
I pulled a Dick Chaney on Lisa last nightand had a hunting accident all over her face
by Chrislol April 14, 2006
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Dick Knot

There are more than one definition for Dick Knot:

1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)

2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.

3. A threat
1. Hey babe how about I give you a dick knot tonight

Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.

2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!

3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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dick physics

the science that deals with the matter, energy, motion, and force of penises during sexual intercourse
Jim: "My friend told me he did sixty-nine with his girlfriend on the bottom. I told him it would benefit him if she were on the top, therefore she could have a full range of motion to suck his cock.

Joe: "I agree. That's pretty basic dick physics."
by borntobustass September 25, 2010
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Missile Dick

One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.

These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.
Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.
by couragealex July 29, 2009
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