Horse Dick

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022

Tender Dick

A Nigga Who Nut Fast .

Damn You Got A Lot Of Kids Tender Dick Ass.

by DeeJanaee March 30, 2023

Dicks Ahoy

The process of dipping your penis into moist cookie dough and then having your partner gargle it.

Jamal had waited all day for Gabi to Dicks Ahoy him while watching Pokemon.

by dil3mma October 15, 2014

Dick Smoker

Literally everyone you meet is a cock sucker...but the term "dick smoker" is reserved for a select few. They are the worst people in the world and even find pleasure smoking cock (similar to smoking cigars).

They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!

Literally Nobody: "...Enjoying silence..."

Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*

Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!

Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.

by thekingtiger February 21, 2021

Dick Chaney

Sexual manuver, in which one person ejectulates into the face of their partner

I pulled a Dick Chaney on Lisa last nightand had a hunting accident all over her face

by Chrislol April 14, 2006

Dick Knot

There are more than one definition for Dick Knot:

1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)

2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.

3. A threat

1. Hey babe how about I give you a dick knot tonight

Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.

2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!

3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

dick physics

the science that deals with the matter, energy, motion, and force of penises during sexual intercourse

Jim: "My friend told me he did sixty-nine with his girlfriend on the bottom. I told him it would benefit him if she were on the top, therefore she could have a full range of motion to suck his cock.

Joe: "I agree. That's pretty basic dick physics."

by borntobustass September 25, 2010