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Y7 VSCO GIRL 

A girl who has no personality and in Y11 becomes a hoe
Y7 VSCO GIRL by Aaaaa that’s hot November 20, 2019

VSCO girls 

VSCO girls are females that own crocs, vans, millions of scrunchies, a hydroflask, & metal straws. They usually wear oversized t-shirts & get Starbucks. Instead of laughing like a stable human being, they say “sksksksksksk” & when they want to be dramatic, or for literally no reason, they say, “and I-oop”. They post their “cute photos” on their favorite app, VSCO. They CLASSIFY themselves as VSCO girls & admit it. If they don’t admit it, they aren’t a true VSCO girl.
“VSCO girls were EVERYWHERE at my school when i came back from summer vacation.”
VSCO girls by l.f.e October 28, 2019

VSCO girls 

These girls are a very distinct species. Usually seen out in the wild with a tube top, Vans, Crocs and Birkenstock’s. Don’t even think about forgetting the scrunchies and Hydroflasks in which they decorate with an assortment of colorful stickers.
Guy: Ok I brought your stuff
VSCO girls: YOU FORGOT THE HYDROFLASK
Guy: What’s the big deal, we can just get bottled water?
VSCO girls: I CANT BE A TRUE BASIC VSCO GIRL WITHOUT MY HYDROFLASSSKKKKKK *explodes*
Guy: *dies*
VSCO girls by REDHORSESFLYING August 10, 2019

Die in hell vsco girls 

Vsco girls. WHERE DO I START?! They have their stupid ‘baggy shirts’”HAVE YOU STOLE THAT OFF YOUR FATHER DAISY?!” Is what I’d say to my daughter, if I had one, they deserve to burn in hell with their stupid ‘sksksksk’ & their “And I oop-“ like what does that even mean?!
Vsco girl: sksksksk and I oop-

Me: burn in hell may the power of Christ compel you!
Vsco girl: no I am VSCO
-yeets the vsco girl to Japan-

Me:KONICHIWAAAA
Me: die in hell vsco girls

VSCO Girls 

The basic white girls of 2019. They tend to wear scrunchies, tube tops, oversized shirts, nike shorts, etc. Most of their clothes come from either a thrift store of urban outfitters. They claim to care about the environment but will buy from fast fashion. They ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS carry around a hydroflast with a bunch of stickers on it. They primarily use Twitter and Instagram. Most of their language consists of "anna oop", "tea", "sksksksksksksksk", etc.
Person: omg I can't believe Karen is one of those VSCO girls now, she used to be emo.
VSCO Girls by sadvwooping August 13, 2019