Tristan 

an absolute simp, even though he continues to deny it. may just have the worse hairline on the entirety of planet earth. most likely to 'put down' his dog. owns a TERRIBLE segment called "comedy hour". only talent would be making saying spanish funnies and once in a while, saying something smart

TRISTAN IS AN EXTREME SIMP

Tristan by TRISTANISANEXTREMESIMP November 10, 2020

Post Coital Tristesse

It’s when a human or an animal feels sad, depressed or just guilty efter sex

-Me and my boyfriend had sex yesterday and i just felt so sad and guilty afterwards
-oh that’s Post Coital Tristesse!

Post Coital Tristesse by ~The Original One~ April 23, 2019

Tristan 

A horrible person, a Man who will go behind your back. Will hurt you, will go out of his way to make your life hell! Tristan’s are the type of people you don’t want to keep.

Female 1: Tristan is a horrible person.

Tristan by TrulyWicked June 17, 2018

tristan 

A mentally retarded brother.

Oh my god girl, that guy is such a tristan.

tristan by itsjimmymine June 15, 2018

Tristan 

Tristan is stupid, ugly, and just overall a piece of garbage. Nobody likes him bc he is such a fucking bitch and he should just go die In a hole. He has a BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND named honey and he doesnt deserve her at all. In conclusion if you see a Tristan you should just push him off a bridge.

Fuck tristan

Tristan by Tcrosbie04 April 14, 2019

Tristan 

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He'll lure you in with his musical talent, but will turn out to be an untalented douchebag who would rather cheat on his girlfriend and lie about it for months than just grow a pair and fess up. Meeting a "Tristan" will waste your time and energy.

"You see that ugly dick over there?"
"Oh yeah, he's such a Tristan"

Tristan by Catlover696969 April 19, 2013

tristan paige brownlee 

A gareat name always givin to attractive woman with blond hair born in november , & shes HOTT. Shes a great person to know she is vary kind & forgivin, shes down to earth, is vary smart,& if your lucky enough to pull off a date with her you will see just how amazing she is!

Tristan Paige Brownlee, i mean just find anyone with the name & there you have your example

tristan paige brownlee by ilytpb July 28, 2009