Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell June 25, 2015

Toilet Cloggers

Super huge tits.

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.

by The_Streets October 07, 2017

toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet

I am the toilet master.

by fragileego April 04, 2014

toilet tinder

The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.

Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!

by mindfkr December 11, 2014

Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.

Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.

by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004

toilet scab

The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."

My toilet scab is about to fall off and give me a red halo in my underwear.

by Unstable1 April 09, 2010

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman November 05, 2005