SAM

The BIGGEST chick magnet in any school. Always receiving emails from females and is known by everyone.

SAM is the BIGGEST chick magnet in the whole school!

by UNCOUNTABLE March 17, 2022

Sam

Sam is a quiet guy who only shows who he really is to his best friends, he trusts no one and is very wise. Everyone needs a Sam in there life and any girl is lucky to have Sam as a boyfriend. Sam can make your life amazing or he can ruin it, depends on how you act towards him.

He looks like a sam, we should deffo shag him.

by Thesupertranslator April 25, 2019

Sam

A horny ass motherfucker who likes to shove his tongue in the asshole of every one willing to let him

I had a fun experience with Sam last night

by Awesomedicklick September 1, 2016

Sam

A very gay person who likes cock in there mouth 24/7 and will swallow cum from a big black guy

Niba1: what’s up sam
Niba2: I like men

by Juanito el pito January 19, 2019

Sam

(Short for Samantha) A short ass thot who is incapable of getting a boyfriend who’s best friend is Connor

Connor: Yo sam your short haha

by ConnorSmithWontSuckYourDick November 3, 2019

Sam

Guy who rapes 5 year olds

Sam raped that guys little sister

by Godamongallothermen December 21, 2019

Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018