Tie-bagged

To have a necktie, usually worn by a co-worker, draped over another's face in a humiliating fashion.

I heard the boss tie-bagged Gertrude.
Yea... first day on the job... she never saw it coming (shakes head sadly).

by doc cq May 26, 2009

Catheter Bag

a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.

"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"

or

"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"

by bonbon08 August 11, 2009

flesh bag

A human who is a waste of all the useful component parts, waste of air and energy. They have entered existance innocently, but through developing into adulthood have turned out to be dud.

Your ex Dave is a flesh bag....

by bookworm July 15, 2020

bag of fat

a smelly, sweaty, overweight individual that you wouldn't want to come within 5 feet of.

Ian smells like a bag of fat.

by SaraJu July 07, 2006

Empty the bag

To ejaculate, to blow a load, to cum.

It's been so long since I've been laid, I need to empty the bag.

by T-Knight March 12, 2010

Scrabble Bag

testicles, sometimes shaved, but not necessarily.

He was incapacitated for several minutes after being kicked in the Scrabble bag.

by posterart May 14, 2009

bag shag

When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.

Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face

Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her

by Thotimus_Prime November 21, 2017