walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.
The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.
by I know write five December 11, 2024
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Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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ticket to 505

pretty much anything in lakeside middle school cause the teachers dont give a shit
hey carlton is that a ticket to 505 i see
by ticket to 505 April 23, 2018
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Ticket Booth

The name of a very large penis, a ticket booth.
"have you seen oscars ticket booth? its big enough to fill up the entire bus!"
by Ivor Pumpalumpa February 21, 2022
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Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.
"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"
by smilingbananas May 29, 2016
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Beef on my ticket

To get really drunk
“Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket
by Thickthong June 04, 2019
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Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.
I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.
by bramsadford November 30, 2021
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