dirty christmas tree

wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.

I want to dirty Christmas tree.

by Donkey donk December 5, 2013

hows the weather down there

A dick thing you say to a short person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather down there?"

Person 2 "Fuck you."

by anonymousfriedchicken March 27, 2017

Dolla Tree

Cheap store. Used to make stuff look cheap.

You got that Rolex from Dalla Tree!

by vnchng February 16, 2003

I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster

I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster

Person 1: "I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster!"
Person 2: "Crazy!"
Person 1: "Right?!"

by indiigo x November 7, 2021

Don't even go there.

Don't try that. Don't bring up that subject. You'll get nowhere with me, by trying the argumentative tactic that you just attempted.

Person #1: Hey, stop drinking my beer!

Person #2: Well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time.

Person #1: Don't even go there.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 28, 2008

dick tree

Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion.

Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn't home from school yet, therefore Matt Vella is a dick tree.

by Mike Reilly March 16, 2005

don't go there

Idiotic phrase that's recently gained mainstream appeal meant to express displeasure about the direction of a conversation. Originally used by poor urban black women and ghetto queens.

Oh no you di'n't! Don't go there!

by Not a moron like you December 14, 2004