Teddy

the cutest person ever
so so so sweet and funny
pretty quiet but he opens up fast
brunette usually

“ have you seen Teddy?”
“ he’s a teddy bear”

by :) anonymous April 6, 2022

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Teddy

A very sexy individual who works out for milfs, women over the age of 30, women w kids

Teddy is finds Alice mutio peng

by Hgghv888 November 22, 2021

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Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him

by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019

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wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

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Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship

Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action

by Oscar63 September 12, 2020

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An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024

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