Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

Tatered

To be so high you can’t get off the couch. You’re so baked you’re done—a stone cold couch potato.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza?

Nah brah, I’m too tatered to move.

by Doobykeebler July 17, 2022

Tater tits

Tater tot titties

She has some hot tater tits

by BeagleBoi February 16, 2022

Tatered

To stuff something up, run an opportunity or be puzzled/perplexed.

Keith tatered his opportunity to take his crush away for a romantic weekend.

Brian was absolutely tatered at the word guess in Wordle.

by LL2022 October 28, 2025