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Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.
Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!
by Don't click this January 11, 2024
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Nintendo Switch

I'm sorry to have to say this, but it's a console that is just so mid, soulless and overrated and I'm tired of pretending it's not. The Wii U is superior, change my mind.
The Nintendo Switch might just be the most overrated console ever, why don't we give the Wii U justice?
by RootitootREAL November 19, 2025
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Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo Switch 2 was announced on January 16
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT ITS THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 AND THEY ALSO HAD 24 PLAYER MARIO KART!
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*
by AEvangelionFan February 1, 2025
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Nintendo

A game company.
They make games like Pokémon or Pikmin.
They have made game consoles like DS or Wii or Nintendo Switch 1 and 2.
They are in Japan.
Bob: "Lets play some Pikmin."
Fred: "Yeah! Who made it?"
Bob: "Nintendo made it!"
by Char_Ben October 17, 2025
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nintendo

oh hey! thats that one company that makes overpriced products and doesent spend any effort into their games! fun!
p 1: hey wanna play on my nintendo switch?
p 2: no nintendo sucks
p 1: incohearent screaming
by augboi November 16, 2020
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Nintendo’s skanky whore

Hey there Jurre! Its me Joeri! Lets have a threesome with Nintendo’s skanky whore.
by JoeDenRi May 25, 2020
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