Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

a pedophile

Person 1: Is Luke banned from Discord yet?
Person 2: No, and it's surprising, he sent a pp picture to a 15 year old.

by Coronavirus!! May 5, 2020

Luke

A boy that has a great, playful, and sometimes even dirty sense of humor. He is usually the best guy friend that a person could ask for. He is all the girl's best friend, but he is far from just the friend zone! He is very sensitive and shows his emotions, but in a manly way. Luke is a person that is the brilliant. Luke is overall an amazing person! If you have a Luke in your life then you are quite lucky!

My boyfriend broke up with me, and Luke was the first to comfort me!

by LaLaLaUke November 22, 2019

Luke

An absolute fucking retard

See that mentally challenged retard over there, his name is Luke

by Lord mammoth cock August 17, 2018

Luking

Luking: The action of laughing while puking.

Person 1: "Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
Person 2: "Oh god that was so funny I was luking for hours..."

by Shlukena February 24, 2017

Luke

A complete beta male

Look, it's Luke, he couldn't be further from being an alpha male

by Joe145 November 17, 2021

LUKE

HIS GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE STUPID ASS CHEEKS

luke not a cute boy

by kyriedr50 May 13, 2019