I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.
by jimhalper July 15, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 10, 2023
Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.
by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019
To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).
by Snaillifer December 17, 2019
by Unknown#390 June 13, 2024
The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.
by HalfPrince January 28, 2017
The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 07, 2022