relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.

'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'

by ForgottenSquirrel November 27, 2017

Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!

1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”

by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020

Case Manager

A case manager is the mainstay in the healthcare or social services sector to get people back on the right track. They always put the common good before their own interests, even postponing their dates on a Sunday evening just so they can give their all the next day. People always treat them with reverence and respect, bowing down in their presence. Not all heroes wear a cape - case managers carry society on their backs. You can recognize the best of them by their crystal-clear blue eyes.

Help! We need a Case Manager, our clients are collapsing!
Okey! I will call heaven and tell them that the angels are needed.

by Japina125 November 12, 2023

Muffin Manager

A manager that eats your muffins and eats Fortnite kids

I am a Muffin Manager said, my friend. Well then FUCK YOU!!!! UWU

by gchvjb January 14, 2022

social knowledge management

A community where knowledge is shared, rated and redistributed ongoing.

A two-way wiki is one example of social knowledge management or a shared social space such as a social network or VR social space where information can be recorded and shared.

by Lisa K Padilla May 24, 2018

herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “

Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.

by Shade tree May 23, 2019

Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks

It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.

by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017