coon lord

The almighty lord of the coons

All hail the mighty coon lord

by Manwingo November 27, 2017

douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017

alessandra coons

The sexiest most attractive woman god has put on the plant!!! All boys fall in love with her . She is the coolest friend you could ask for!

I love her she is... Alessandra Coons

by Isabella vestbie February 23, 2017

sewer coon

A girl so disgusting you wouldn't touch her with a 30 foot pole for fear of getting mange or rabies.

Downtown was beat last night. After 1am it was just sewer coons and we had to get the hell out of there.

by Bassman12748 May 20, 2017

Coon Poler

A white person who prefers to sleep with women of african descent, especially those that represent the cultural stereotype associated with them.

Hey man , wanna hit some beach bars with us tonight?

I will but my roomate is hitting up the hood club, he is a freaking coon poler.

by Keisha Lemanjelo November 26, 2011

Sponkey Coon

An African American person who shits them selfs and ejaculates at the same time.

“Woah bro look at that Sponkey Coon!”

by Man Handel August 9, 2021

cowboy coon

The cowboy coon is a erotic act of pleasure between 2 men and a rabid raccoon

Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)

I want to cowboy coon you

by game_takers1 April 29, 2023