Thank God It's Black

when a white person thinks he knocked up his white girl friend and during child birth a black baby comes out.

Girls friend: (child birth) ahhh ahhh
Doctor: the baby is crowning
Doctor: its a boy, and its black?
Boy friend: thank God it's black

by Silly old wily February 20, 2011

Thank you

Greatful.

Thank you for all the teachings.

by Ayuryari December 10, 2021

thank Sweet Baby Jesus

A slightly more colorful and Southern way of saying "Thank God!"

Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.

My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.

by revolution724 November 13, 2011

slang for thank you

thanx or thanku

slang for thank you examples r:

thanx so much for doing that
thanku for helping me w that

by chuckbasslover23 November 2, 2013

thank you portion

Getting what you really want.

“Screw starvation!” yells Oprah (no, not that Oprah). “Screw Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Paleo, Keto, raw, Mediterranean, Noom! I’m on this planet just one time (I think) and I want a bowl of hot fudge sauce decorated by a little dab of ice cream! To be followed a full bowl of sweet, sweet whipped cream. That’s just for starters. I'm saying no to no thank you. I want a thank you portion!”

“MicroAlice,” cooed MacroAlice, bending over the toddler’s high chair at Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas, and wielding a small silver spoon. "Would babykins at least take a no thank you portion of strained peas?”
“Mother,” said MicroAlice – and these were her first intelligible words – “I would prefer a trencher of whatever you and my esteemed father are consuming. Osso buco with smashed cheesy garlic potatoes and roasted lemon zest out-of-season asparagus would be just fine, a thank you portion! Don't forget the molten chocolate lava cake.”

by Hifalutin! February 10, 2022

wham bam thank you ma'am

Sometimes used as a way to denote the successful completion of a military mission well underbudget and well within time constraints. Implies they forgot something (see other definition)

If America were to declare war on Canada and launched a full scale nuclear strike, it'd be safe to say that that operation was "wham bam thank you ma'am"

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Taskerish

Being Dirty, Not taking care of your children, Being Lazy, Being Immature and un-parent like, Not cleaning your house, Letting your son suck on a vacumn hose.

I would kill myself if I was ever Taskerish.

by BrithdaySuprise February 24, 2011