weather

(of a ship) get to the windward of (a cape or other obstacle).

The ship weathered the treacherous cape, emerging safely into calmer waters.

by Arminkshipper August 3, 2024

Cold weather party

A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.

This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.

After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.

by Snacks1 December 9, 2021

Fair-weather fan

Someone who is a fan of a team only when they are doing well.

I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.

by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019

Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024

Moon Weather

Weather ranging from very hot to freezing cold depending on where the sun is shining. This is commonly seen during transitional seasons such as autumn and spring.

Bea: Holy Moly, I'm so glad the sun is out. It is absolutely Moon weather in Chicago today.

Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!

by Dat Black Guy October 15, 2022

bad weather bimbo

someone stupid enough to let you invite them over (usually for sex) when the weather is about to turn so bad that travel will become restricted or impossible. Typically used by misogynists and/or fuck bois.

Looks like we’re gonna be snowed in for a few days! Glad I got a bad weather bimbo on hand to keep me company.
My bad weather bimbo was a bust! She’s good in bed but a disgusting slob everywhere else!

by AquaNovus January 16, 2024