Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon
I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint
by I<3Asians+Timsjap July 27, 2015
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amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.
There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.
by jadedgypsey March 29, 2015
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Neapolitan Tampon

When a girls on her period, she takes a shit while having her tampon in and the end of string theres shit on it. (red, white, and brown,)
by emmapuckett January 05, 2021
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Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.
Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.
by Old_Crow_242 December 12, 2023
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 06, 2023
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 06, 2023
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tammy tampon rimjob

the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim
mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate
by Madman240 January 18, 2021
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