Tablay

The Collective term of tablets. 1 or 2 tablet is tablet, but seven or 8 tablay, well thats tablay!

Michael Jacksons Doctor: I wanted to make more of them dollar dollar bills y'all so i proscribed him with the lucozade tablay!

David gest: Everybody was gettin high off Lucozade tablay at the time

Michael Jacksons Doctor: Lucozade tablay is a form of sweetay!

Random Black Guy: DAYAMN!

by Dave Gregory 1993 October 14, 2009

The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

the ultimate taboo

Two identical twins having sex with each other.

Wow, looks at those twins getting it on, that's the ultimate taboo.

by Daniel Tosh Perv November 25, 2013

Los Tabarnakos

Derogatory term used to describe the very visible minority of lower-middle class French Canadians on holiday in the Sun (i.e. Cuba, Mexico, Florida)
Derived from tabarnak.

Let's not go to that beach, it'll be full of Los Tabarnakos.

by ducon April 18, 2005

tabarnak

Used as swear word (common in french Canadian slang) 'Tabarnak' has a variety of uses. It has nearly become an equivalent to "fuck" and its derivatives in how it is used. It can be used as an insult (when adressing someone),or to overstate/amplify an emotion/state of mind, or to express surprise-disgust, etc.

Mon/le -tabarnak- (in keeping with the fuck reference: you/that -fucker-) ~insult~
C'est beau en -tabarnak- (It's -fucking- pretty) ~to amplify, overstate~
tabarnak! (fuck!) ~to express surprise in response to a comment, for example~

by sft June 6, 2005

Table Scout

Someone who breaks into your house eats all your foood and falls asleep on the table

"When I came home from vacation I was surprised to find a table scout"

by tablescoutboy January 13, 2009

Tabsexual

A person sexually attracted to multiple tabs open on their electronic device

Person 1: Hello bro what is on your phone
Person 2: Just a bunch of tabs
Person 1: Bro are you Tabsexual
Person 2: Yes bro
Person 1: We accept you bro
Person 2: Thanks bro

by PullUpOnAMan March 7, 2020