Grand Valley State University

A liberal arts college located in Allendale, MI. Grand Valley carries the 2nd lowest acceptance rate in the State of Michigan. Most who do not get accepted wind up at colleges such as Michigan State University or glorified community colleges such as Western or Central. Known for the athletics, Grand Valley beat the living shit out of over-rated Michigan State in basketball in 2007. Grand Valley also is able to fill an entire building with National Championships. To fit in, a student must own a Sigg water bottle, a North Face jacket, and a sense of being better than everyone that does not go to GVSU. Most graduates are placed in positions where they manage graduates of Michigan State, Western, and Central.

Student 1: Damn, I didn't get in to Grand Valley State University.
Student 2: Its all good, we got in to State!
Student 1: ...but I didn't want to be a janitor...
Student 2: Then go to Western and be unemployable.

by Drew Neitzel August 18, 2009

purple state

A term that is used to descibe a even split in a state between democrat and republican voters.

Ohio is usually a purple state in Presidential Elections.

by The OGMAN July 5, 2005

united states of america

FTR Canada is actually the best friend of the United States of America as opposed to that "great piece of crap" up north. And also for the most part Canadians and Americans do like each other so this "bitching" you so talk about doesn't really apply except to minority groups.

Person 1: What's that great piece of crap up north?

Person 2: That's no piece of crap at all loser, that's Canada the best friend of the United States of America.

Person 1: OK

by Paul Ward June 24, 2007

App State'd

1. similar to an upset, but from a inferior or unlikely person or group who upsetted a superior person or group

2. any sports-related upset or beating similar to the beating Appalachian State gave to Michigan

1. "I was about to make my move till that little brat App State'd me and got that girl's number!"

2. "The JV basketball team App State'd the Varsity team with ease!"

by Russell Franchise September 19, 2007

pube state

A yet-to-be researched psychological condition that affects a man when he becomes infatuated by a woman and can only think about how much he wants to have sex with her and how great that sex is. This tends to lead to many errors in thinking and lapses in reasonable judgment on the man's part. See fugue state.

"God was she hot! I did not know what I was doing. I was in a pube state."

by CaptnKen February 5, 2010

Empire State Shitters

A nickname given to brave but hostile hoodlums willing to engage in a highly dangerous prank popular in the early days of this cultural icon before the upper balcony became enclosed for safety.

The lawless Empire State Shitters could be seen hanging their asses off the railing on the top floor of the Empire State Building to take a potentially deadly dump onto the heads of unsuspecting innocents passing on the sidewalk below.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.

Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.

by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005