soberable

any person of the opposite sex (or same sex if that churns your butter) that you find pleasant enough on the eyes to cause you to engage in sober intercourse with no need to explain, deny or justify said act... or the total opposite of drunkable

"oh man... check that out"
"eh... she ok"
"but check her... she's definitely soberable"
"soberable?"
"yeah... the opposite of drunkable"
"ok ok ok"
*knuckle pound in agreement*

by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 2, 2018

Sobernoia

The sudden urge to utterly swear off weed after going without for several days due to deviation from your normal, weed ensconced routine.

Me: Yo, Tbone, I've come to realize I may not be making the best choices for my personal health. I'm off the weed man. Hanging up my Spurs.

Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?

Me:. Well, I mean...

by TheCav January 14, 2018

Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018

soberton

Fucking best place on earth

Dudeeeeeeee on a scale of 1-Soberton how good was that party

Dude it was SOBERTON!

by Thunder thighs May 18, 2018

sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018

Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

sofernia

Well,her real name is Sofia,but I like to call her Sofernia to annoy her.

Me:Hey, Sofernia!

Sofernia:Fuck you,man.
Me:I’m a girl Sofernia,come on,your not that dumb.
Sofernia:Fuck off!

by Mwahahabitch September 27, 2018