Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018

Samming

When someone lies about everything for no apparent reason. For example *walking down the street*

Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.

Person 1: I used a different name

Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.

Johnny can't stop samming, everytime he opens him mouth he's samming .

by Lieordie September 1, 2016

Sam

Usually has a small penis and never can keep a relationship also is most likely to live on the streets.

The guy that guy on the street he looks homless dissapointed it must be a sam.

by Wolfy101101101 November 21, 2016

sam

sam is stupid and black and dosent shower. many cavities and yellow teeth. lazy and fat never dose anything

sam is a fat cunt

by yeet haha June 9, 2020

Sam

a gay boy that still likes pussy but will deepthroat that dick😂

Damn that nigga going in like a sam

by Chandlrrgdjhmk August 4, 2018

Sam

A very nice young man with a kind penis. He is lovely to be around and so is his darling penis. Friends will describe Sam as smart, funny, kind, and very {well hung.

God do I love sam and his dear penis

by lmao kill ma March 29, 2019

Sam

A fag who wears his corps shirt everywere

A-Look sam is sucking his boyfriends dick again

B- thats just sambeing sam

by Any one but sam June 6, 2018