Cunts Per Hectare Ratio - The number or density of undesirable persons likely to be inhabiting a space or venue or location, at any given time.
Malc; Hey Claire, do you fancy going into town on Saturday night?
Claire; Not on your life, nelly. The CPH Ratio will be through the roof.
Claire; Not on your life, nelly. The CPH Ratio will be through the roof.
by ClaireR February 26, 2025
Get the CPH Ratiomug. The ratio between the size (or weight) of breasts and the level of bounce during walking or a light jog
by Pygmy Hunter June 11, 2017
Get the Bounce to ounce ratiomug. Or “keeping the ratio” is used by frat guys and college bouncers who want to keep the ratio of men and women at the party at a certain amount
A frat guy manning the door at a party rejects a guy but lets in a girl who wants to enter the party.
“Hey man, we gotta keep the ratio. You ain’t coming in.”
“Hey man, we gotta keep the ratio. You ain’t coming in.”
by BIGBALLER4206942069 January 18, 2025
Get the Keep the ratiomug. This is a word that should be used to describe an event where a clever comment on a Tweet gets more likes than the original post. Sadly, this has turned into a phrase people use when they can't win an argument, and in the process of commenting only the words "ratio", they lose the ratio.
Example of a real ratio
OP (Original poster): It's ♡ NOVEMBER♡ let's see how many legends are still listening to {random song}!
Gets 10 likes
Replier: Does anyone still do this?
Gets 100 likes
The replier has just ratioed the OP.
Stupid ratio that rarely works
OP: Earth is a planet (10 likes)
Replier: Ratio!!111!!1! (0 likes)
OP (Original poster): It's ♡ NOVEMBER♡ let's see how many legends are still listening to {random song}!
Gets 10 likes
Replier: Does anyone still do this?
Gets 100 likes
The replier has just ratioed the OP.
Stupid ratio that rarely works
OP: Earth is a planet (10 likes)
Replier: Ratio!!111!!1! (0 likes)
by notaratio November 9, 2021
Get the Ratiomug. by Bibbaralf May 26, 2019
Get the Zangief Ratiomug. 