PRESS

People use this term to say your mad or you tell someone else they're mad.

This man is pressed that I stole his girl ong.

by elgueroo February 5, 2021

French press

A three way with two french guys.

Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.

by Delic July 18, 2017

Panini pressed

A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.

"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."

by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024

pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.

"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 18, 2022

press bait

The act of creating headline worthy news to cover up scummy behavior.

Person 1: This program I use just removed a popular feature... I can't believe it!
Person 2: Ah, but that was a press bait; they recently changed their terms of service to take custody of your baby.

by everythingsTakenAAAAA May 27, 2025

French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024