Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
Get the Highway Patrol Syndromemug. It means the thirst is real. The chick is looking for "the D." She is on the hunt, the prowl, she wants it now. #thirst #D
by JoeMcyart July 28, 2015
Get the d-patrolmug. by DemonGodAeigis May 11, 2019
Get the Pizza Roll Patrolmug. Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.
by Wilko April 14, 2021
Get the Nissan patrolmug.