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FBI OPEN UP

When you listen to loli breathing as you jiggle your sausage.
Loli: Onii-chan, what is this white liquid in my pee hole?
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*
by someunfunnyguy69 July 23, 2018
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Re-opening Anxiety

The fear of a post COIVD-19 world as shut-downs are ended, and we have to be with people again.
Also known as Re-entry Anxiety, and Post-COVID Stress
The thought of a world without social distancing is giving me nightmares and re-opening anxiety. How I hope hope hope we don't have to go back to things like shaking dirty hands!
by JaneGordon.com May 8, 2021
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Don't open that door!

used to say that it's better not to ruminate on something as it will only trigger the process of self-loathing
Chandler: What's wrong with me? Ohh, don't open that door!
by Catchmedoingthat July 5, 2016
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Open Door Beauty

"Fenny's open door beauty gave me a scare with its pungent aroma"
by 93DIVISION January 16, 2009
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open your purse

Open Your Purse is a phrase that took its relevancy around May 2020 during the Coronavirus pandemic and the rise of civil unrest in the U.S because it put celebrities and blue tick approved "influencers" in check. It emphasizes that their money only matters when it's being donated to actually help others because their sappy "wE nEEd mOre lOvE" and "eVerYonE sTay sAfE" posts were not helping infected, the arrested, protesters nor front line medical workers".
Gerard Way (who wrote the song "Teenagers" in a matter of minutes while on a subway) : I could start by saying I have needed time to think, to explain away the days (4) of silence. I could say there are no words, or that I don’t know how to begin —

Fan 1: Open your purse

Fan 2: Yeah, I lost my job due to this pandemic and your words ain't cutting it. Open your wallet.

Fan 3: OPEN YOUR PURSE
by VeeVeeVroom June 4, 2020
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Turkish Eye Opener

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
by Marty D January 3, 2007
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Open Condom Style

o·pen con·dom style "Oppa-is Gangnam style" verb;

A anti-prophylactic act largely endorsed by the Pope were a small cross is cut into the tip of a condom that will appear in original condition when applied yet rupture upon its use. This phrase was popularized in the Korean song Gangnam Style by Kim Jong Un

*WARNING* This act may cause Broken Condom Child
Broseph: "Yo, you hook up with Stacy's mom last night?"
Brochacho: "Ya dude, she made me use a rubber though."
Broseph: "Aw that sucks dude."
Brochacho: "Ya, I know... So I went open condom style!"
Broseph: "Sweet man!"
by DrunkElk August 4, 2012
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