brick wash

a girl that is so ugly it looks like she washed her face with a pile of bricks.

have you seen brick wash around? Where did that ugly bitch go. Originated in Pittsburg California

by Morgan Sevobogohff April 28, 2006

Colorado brick

When you shit out of an upper floor window or balcony and the shit freezes before it hits the ground.

Dude, I landed a Colorado Brick on that BMW in front of the hotel.

by kcpilot April 15, 2016

Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.

I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Brick Hands

A person who can not catch a football.

*Jon throws a football to his friend A.j*
*A.j got his hands on it but bounced right back out of them*
Jon: Nice brick hands you'd be a great punt blocker!
A.j: Shut the hell up.

by Jonathan Polamalu October 08, 2012

Thanos Brick

Doesn't exist but if he does, watch your Infinity Windows

Friend: Have you heard about that purple yeezy disintegrating all those brick walls?

Me: You mean Thanos Brick?

by thissiteiscoolbutihatemyparent October 18, 2018

ghetto brick

In the mid-20th century, before there was aluminum or vinyl siding, asphalt shingle siding was the alternative replacement siding. Some of this siding was stamped to appear to be brick or stone; this is ghetto brick.

That ghetto brick house on the corner has been rental property for as long as I can remember.

by John Murden August 21, 2005

Talking brick

A person selling (bricks of) cocaine.

"I'm a walking lick; Gucci Mane the talking brick" - Gucci Mane, "Stupid"

by bonkeykong February 21, 2009