It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

by yoko ono March 28, 2019

pie friday

pie Friday is a special day where on Friday all of the boys have a meat pie and bully Norton.

norton:today would be a good day for a sausageroll aye
ethan:git fucked cunt its pie friday

by Captainsauceishot November 25, 2019

Black Friday

When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.

Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.

Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!

"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"

Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg

by DoctorBoneBoy January 27, 2018

Fishy Friday

In British schools fish and chips are normally served for Friday dinner.

"It's Fishy Friday today mate!"

by Mimi1245 April 8, 2019

Freeballin Friday

When it’s Friday and you decide to go commando by not wearing any underwear.

“Hey James bruh why is your boner in your pants so bulgy?”

Ryan bro why you lookin at my meat dude!? That’s sus af, anyway it’s Freeballin Friday and I thought I’d just not wear any drawls.”

by Next Genesis February 18, 2022

Friday Effect

When you're with a new guy that is clearly into you, tags you in photos and videos having fun together, and fuck boys and guys that were too stupid to figure out their feelings come out of the woodwork for a second chance.

She only had eyes for him, and was clearly annoyed with The Friday Effect.

by fyrbal65 October 18, 2018

First Friday

Also referred to as Art Murmur, it's a giant party in downtown Oakland that clogs up Telegraph and Broadway with local artists, sideshows, and the sweet smell of thc. Mostly it's a place where black guys go to get booty calls, punks go to shoulder tap, and hipsters go to pretend like they give a fuck about art.

dude1: you goin to first friday?
dude2: hoodslam?
dude1: no the art thing
dude2: fuck that shit I got free booze at home come over

by alestorm November 12, 2012