catfish farm

A dating website full of nothing but unattractive prospects.

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !

by box o chocolate January 25, 2018

farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm

Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!

by daads1234 May 3, 2018

taxi farm

A large group of Asian girls on a dance floor.

My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013

Safe Farm

A Safe Farm is a farm that is located in in the woods in order for you to be protected from society, the main uses of a Safe Farm is to keep a low profile if you have ever done a Crank-Dat video, if you have done a Crank-Dat video; GET YOUR ASS A SAFE FARM NOW AND WATCH YO' BACK!!! But a Safe Farm is very useful as you can grow your own weed, don't have to worry about baby mama's, and have peace to yourself.

** Due note that there could be wild animals in the area that will pick on your crops and could potentially cause harm to you, just remember to keep a frying pan on you and you should be good :)

''Like A good Nigga, Safe Farm is there''

by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas January 26, 2023

Farming awws

Trying to get a group of people to find you cute or feels sympathy for you through mildly manipulative tactics.

Craig, after being called out in front of some hot chicks: But...my mom died when i was young and my father is a alcoholic :(

hot chicks: poor thing :(

josh: dude, stop farming awws

by thinasadime February 12, 2021

Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.

Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!

by kevinator07 October 23, 2019

farm store

The Royal Farms stores are often called this in the baltimore area

let's go down the farm store and get some chicken and western fries

by coronavirusbmore April 12, 2020