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Johnny Orlando

A loving sweet boy who cares for everyone in his life loves music and doesn’t really focus on stuff that don’t matter
Fan:OMG it Johnny Orlando I love you so much

Johnny:thx I love you too
by Jordynbrady9 July 20, 2019
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lil johnny

New Zealand's drift king. Often spotted drifting in a Nissan Cefiro.
yofuk yo lil johnny, hit it! HIT IT NIGGA! YEEEEEAAHHHH!
by katsukid October 26, 2019
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The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”
by spencer.oc October 10, 2017
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Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.
When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny
by Rionox February 8, 2023
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Johnny Loaves

A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.
Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
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Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."
by KindOfACock June 9, 2014
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Johnny Quaser

Niche Internet micro celebrity / part time twitter reply guy… affiliated with Twitch and Bakagang
Johnny quaser is kinda funny
by Twitter ooc dickridin July 19, 2022
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