From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012
by Rocky888 July 14, 2018
1. A headrest that is not warm in temperature.
2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.
3. A pleasant experience.
2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.
3. A pleasant experience.
1. Man: “I flipped my pillow over to the cool side so that I could fall asleep.”
Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”
2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!
Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”
2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!
by 5ryguy5 June 28, 2023
by imspaghetti December 16, 2018
“They said buddy who stay down the street got caught trying to break in the store”, “Damn, he cold played.
by Major Montana May 24, 2021
Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.
Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.
by Lane Masters March 04, 2016
by Juls309 February 11, 2015