The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.
On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
Get the Santa Barbara News-Pressmug. The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
Get the Jamaican Press Conferencemug. The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.
Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.
by Double Finger Press D. F. P. October 25, 2019
Get the double finger pressmug. It means that a girl will start acting fake and will try to get to be with the popular kids. wannabe It means she will abandon her friends and lie, so when the sentence "Des will press is heard," whoever is the "des" is the one not to be trusted. aKa the person who says it.
by SaraQthePanda June 5, 2018
Get the des will pressmug. by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
Get the I pressed somethingmug. The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.
The oldest predecessor of the News-Press (the weekly Santa Barbara Post) started publishing on May 30, 1868.
The Santa Barbara Post became the Santa Barbara Press, which eventually became the Morning Press, which was acquired in 1932 by Thomas M. Storke and merged with his paper, the Santa Barbara News
The oldest predecessor of the News-Press (the weekly Santa Barbara Post) started publishing on May 30, 1868.
The Santa Barbara Post became the Santa Barbara Press, which eventually became the Morning Press, which was acquired in 1932 by Thomas M. Storke and merged with his paper, the Santa Barbara News
he parent company of the Santa Barbara News-Press, Ampersand Publishing, filed a copyright infringement suit on November 9, 2006, against the Santa Barbara Independent ("SBI")—where many former News-Press columnists had become contributors to the community weekly—claiming that a link on independent.com violated copyright law. The case never reached trial, as an undisclosed settlement was reached on April 28, 2008, resulting in a dismissal at the request of the parties
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
Get the Santa Barbara News-Pressmug. The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.
Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025
Get the Serbian Still Water Shoulder Pressmug.