Nelson Ivan

He is The Man. The real all in one.

He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !

Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.

Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him

by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021

Nelsoning

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.

"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

Johnny Nelson

Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix

Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man

by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020

Willy Nelsoned

When a YT boy forces you to smoke weed with him while you plays guitar for you

Bonus points if he has dreads.

“I thought we were gonna go see a movie or something but he Willy Nelsoned me”
“Nah I’m good on that joint my tinder date just Willy Nelsoned me”

by Melodybun666 May 26, 2022

Nelson

Nelson is one of those people that’s always horny around his friends, especially when he’s alone. He’s friends mess around a lot but he’s usually the odd man out. Nelson always abuses he’s smallest friend and always scared of he’s black friends. Nelson’s friends make fun of his acne because he has more of those than friends.

Nelson: I like Caitlyn
Small friend:Of course you do your a Nelson

by Iver6ers October 20, 2019

Vaughan Nelson

This N*gga sucks at smash bros. Fuck peach and fuck fox. Both get ran on the daily. Father God if you can hear me... fix that fucked up hairline! Just kidding but fr God please kill the barber that did that to him! He means too much to me. In all seriousness Vaughan is a great guy, has no car, but a big heart. Catch him on subway surfer ;) or in your mamma's friend's house!

Vaghuan Nelson: What up?
Friend: What's up mf, ready to get your shit run in smash?

Girl: hey boo what's your name?
Vaughan: It's Vaughan Nelson! Get it right! One!

by Teddy201 April 3, 2022

Nelson

Probably only good in one thing; poetry and that is his whole personality. He kinda forgets that the whole world revolves around him. It's hard to choose whether to lable him as a decent, nice guy or a huge asshole.

"Oh my God! Is that a stab wound?! That looks serious, do you need help?"
"Nah. It's just Nelson being Nelson."
"Okay... So that's a no?"

by whataloadofhooey:smirk: July 28, 2021