our mom

An alternative way of saying "your mom", but with your friends. Also a way of saying communism of "your mom" as there is the word "our".

Someone says:
your mom

I say:
our mom

by Shhirroht June 3, 2021

Johnny’s mom

A absolute milf.
She is so hot and has massive tits everyone wants to fuck her.

Damn I wanna fuck Johnny’s mom

by RealDefinition12828 October 14, 2021

cave mom

A mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies. She questions everything "normal" and embraces her family getting sick because that only makes them stronger.

Oh my god, that cave mom doesn't use hand sanitizer every 5 minutes.

by paleo dude May 4, 2012

Mom's Panties

The softest material you will ever feel on your cock. It will make you cum faster than you ever have before.

"I jerked off with my mom's panties earlier and I only lasted two minutes. I came straight into the crotch of them, and she found them. Now, she lets me use her panties whenever."

by Animelover6666 May 26, 2018

jakes mom

The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment

I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.

by erbachjim October 15, 2015

Xany Mom

A "stay at home mom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.

Origin : Glastonbury CT

Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Mom crushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.

by FR33 $W4G L3SS0N$ February 1, 2017

mom seatbelt

verb- the act of instinctively placing your arm over someone or something in the passenger seat when slamming on the breaks in the car.

BREAKS SQUEAL!
Me: "Woah. I'm happy I mom seatbelted the pizza. That would've been ugly."

by VannAleXX January 9, 2012