sandwich machine

a women, guy that is a bitch, or a gay man. Only constructed for putting together kick ass sandwiches......and sex

hey women make me a sandwich.

by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004

Slot Machine

Coined by 3 kids from University of Michigan, it is an object, or accessory, that can be used to smoke marijuana from. It is able to be filled up with smoke and "slotted" right into ones lungs (ie; a bowl, bong, pipe, or a handcrafted version of these smoking utensils)

On the way to the cafeteria...
-"yo man do you have a slot machine on you?"
-"Naw, but we can make one out of this empty soda can"
-"werd son"

by The Great RJC January 29, 2009

Glitter Machine

Machine that shoots glitter everywhere

My friends threw a party and I got got in a glitter machine.

by Kimba123456789 August 6, 2010

Arcade Machine

A large electronic box that steals all your money. Very hard

"Hey Man you wanna go to the movies?"

"After i beat this level"

*2 hours later*

"I just spent $200 but i finally beat this level"

by JSZ May 22, 2005

Coke Machine

A woman who use to be shaped like a coke bottle, but 20 years later is fat and out of shape.

Derrius that girl is fine bro, got that coke bottle shape. Yea she good looking now but in 20 years and 25 pounds later she will look like a Coke Machine.

by Dmoney2499 October 22, 2010

piss machine

when one is drunk and urinates alot more than usual

my golly gosh I'm a complete piss machine after I've had a few pints.

by bush baby May 17, 2006

Miscarriage Machine

1. A woman who can get pregnant but can't seem to stay pregnant. Five or more misscarriages are needed to classify as such.

person 1 "Hey did you hear that Sherry is pregnant again?"

person 2 "No I didn't."

person 3 "I wouldn't worry about it to much, She's a Miscarriage Machine!"

by x1342666 October 20, 2009