The boy I still miss. Jonathan is a sweet, caring, tall, blonde boy. He knows how to start a conversation. He trys to make you laugh, even if you dont feel good, all for the sake of making you happy. He has the best sense of style, and knows how to flirt so slickly, even thought were done for, I still wonder if things would someday just, change. Jonathan had great sense of music too. He knew how to respond to things, he knew exactly what to do.

"I still miss jonathan"

"GIRL OMG WE KNOW YOUVE SAID THAT FIVE MILLION TIMES"

Jonathan by Literalnumberonenickiminajfan December 10, 2023

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Jonathan

A little red headed bitch.

Jonathan is a little red headed bitch

Jonathan by Monsterschlong69 March 2, 2024

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Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.

Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.

Jonathan by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024

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Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.

Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!

Jonathan by Nepsahe April 7, 2024

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