by Sexygal14 August 19, 2017
Get the boy jockmug. Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
Get the Chair Jockmug. A male or female that participates in high profile sports but also has a high academic achievement rating (such as an the star player on the honor roll)
"kid one-you know that star player who made the honor roll?
kid two- yea the one nicknamed shaq?
kid one- yea him he is such a scholar jock"
kid two- yea the one nicknamed shaq?
kid one- yea him he is such a scholar jock"
by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. April 4, 2011
Get the scholar jockmug. To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 22, 2020
Get the Self-Jockingmug. by joyce byers January 10, 2017
Get the nut jockedmug. (n.) Someone who plays more than one sport. Says more than saying someone is a jock but easier than listing every sport the person plays. Emphizes your point without having to remember all the sports your school offers.
Girl 1: "That guy is jock."
Girl 2: "Oh, what sport does he play?"
Girl 1: "Football, baseball and soccer."
Girl 2: "You mean a multi-jock?"
Girl 1: "He's such a show-off in P.E."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he thinks he's cool because he's a quaterback, pitcher and a goalie."
Girl 2: "Oh, what sport does he play?"
Girl 1: "Football, baseball and soccer."
Girl 2: "You mean a multi-jock?"
Girl 1: "He's such a show-off in P.E."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he thinks he's cool because he's a quaterback, pitcher and a goalie."
by Indigo12ash October 31, 2010
Get the Multi-jockmug. Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)
by Matman September 29, 2013
Get the jock headlockmug.