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Double Hump

When a woman wears a bra and the cup is too small for her breast, it creates two humps for each breast.
Two girls sitting in a cafe when one of them says, "Look at that girls double hump, doesn't she know that's a fashion faux pas?"
by Meester Fuzzums May 1, 2008
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National Hump your gf day

On October 17th go up to ur girl alone and grab her neck and hump her
Wanna do National Hump your gf day
by KeroZero October 16, 2019
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Perma-Hump

Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.
"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."
by Mae F December 23, 2008
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cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise
dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.
by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009
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hump wood

A word meaning to carry or haul logs.
"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."
by swoopdawoop July 26, 2009
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Curtain Hump

When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower
Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!
by SoapOnaRope January 17, 2010
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Mind Hump

mind hump - v. achievable via internet, phone, text usuage. not quite as efficient as the mind fuck.
Ooo woman I am mind humpin you all over this cyber network... I know its less effective as a mind fuck but damn it's working
by brejames88 January 20, 2011
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